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Who knew it could be so hard to be a member of the cloth? Find out all about it in Priest Simulator, a parody FPS action game. Play as a vampire priest in Poland out to kick some butt and restore his church while slaughtering every demon who gets in the way. 

Protect the city of San de Ville from demonic cultists and the minions of Hell using a variety of weapons, including your bare fists. Find black metal and use it to upgrade your weapons to take on a variety of foes. Soon you will be a one-man army of God.

But there’s more to the game than killing cultists and demons in the name of Jesus. You must also rebuild your church for your flock. Purchase blueprints, raise money, and rebuild the city's church to its former glory. You can also add upgrades to build up faith, hear confessions, and deliver sermons. Apart from these, you must also perform various duties for your church, such as casting out demons, performing funerals, and rescuing churchgoers from the forces of Hell. It’s all in a day’s work for a member of the clergy. Play Priest Simulator and teach hell not to mess with your flock.