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Table Manners is a hilarious dating game. It's a physics-based dating simulator that tasks players with helping a disembodied hand impress a dinner date. Just like when you sometimes look for someone on a dating app and then the date is a disaster, this game pokes fun on real-life dating that sometimes borders a Mr. Bean movie. Table Manners focuses its gameplay on tricky control manipulation. Your date demands various romantic gestures — light the candles, pepper my steak, pour the wine, etc. — and you try to help Mr. Hand do them before time runs out.

The game opens on a desk that doubles as your mission control center and tutorial level in what looks like a college dorm room. Taking a break from his studies and other undisclosed hand business, Mr. Hand swipes away on an app called Blundr. Congratulations! You have a date for tonight. You don't get a second chance to make a first impression. You’ve booked the fanciest restaurant in town, put on your cleanest underwear, and your date looks totally unreal. But getting to the table is the easy part. Even the most perfect of evenings can quickly fall apart as you fight against Table Manners' glorious physics. Before you know it, you’ll be putting out your third table fire with a half-finished glass of pinot grigio.